Introduction:

*** Inspiring Music ***

Smarter than the class nerd!

More graceful than a ballerina!

Able to backstab a mean girl while looking them in the eyes!

Look in the schoolyard. It's a graduating senior. It's the teacher's pet. It's Catholic Schoolgirl Boy

Yes, it's Catholic Schoolgirl Boy, a strange boy from a public high school, who came to your school with powers and abilities far beyond those of ordinary schoolgirls. Catholic Schoolgirl Boy who can pass the most difficult AP tests; make the class bully cry. And who disguised as an ordinary schoolgirl, wearing the same schoolgirl uniform you wear, fights a never-ending battle for high grades, peaceful hallways, and strict adherence to the dress code.

And now another exciting episode in the adventures of Catholic Schoolgirl Boy.

Prologue.

"He's terrible. He's awful. He's almost my size...and my mom volunteered me to babysit for the kid," Holly confided to her friend.

"You don't have to babysit if you don't want to."

"My mom told them I could. Besides, I told my mom I needed some money and was looking for babysitting jobs. But this kid is something else. I want to babysit, but not for this kid. My mom says that if I don't babysit thursday, she won't let me go out with Larry Peterson."

"Larry asked you out?"

"Yes, he just asked me."

"Then babysit. What is the worst that can happen?"

"I don't want to think about it."

"Maybe it won't be so bad."

"Maybe."

Act 1.

On the appointed day, Holly took a train to the city. She would spend all day there and return home at 11 PM when the babysitting job had been completed.

Catholic Schoolgirl Boy had a perfectly ordinary day at school. He didn't have to worry about difficult tests, mean girls, or creepy teachers. He could do anything he wanted. His assignment would truly begin after the school day was over.

Catholic Schoolgirl Boy saw June in the hallway.

"I saw you practicing. You dance very well."

"Thank you. Do I know you?"

"No. My name is Holly. I just happened to be in the dance studio. I saw you dancing. I thought you stood out."

"You did?"

"Yeah, I think you can be as good as any of the students in the class."

"That means a lot to me. I practice all the time. I also have someone who helps me outside school."

"A private tutor?"

"Not exactly. Just someone who helps me out. Sort of a friend of a friend." June smiled drolly.

"I see. Well, keep it up. You look very pretty out there."

Catholic Schoolgirl Boy didn't know if others had told her, but he liked to check up on and encourage the people he helped. He felt responsible for them. Most of the time, Catholic Schoolgirl Boy didn't let on who he was. He could be any girl at any Catholic private school.

Exiting the school after the last bell, Catholic Schoolgirl Boy walked with Holly's friends until he arrived at the turnoff to Holly's house.

He walked down the pathway to Holly's door, opened the door with Holly's key, and entered the her home.

"Mom, I'm home."

"You are babysitting at 6:30."